Be that strong girl that everyone knew would make it through the worst, be that...– — Taylor Swift (via xallthebeautifultimes)
carleighrose: We Found Love-Rihanna & Calvin...
You and Tequila make me crazy.
I don't understand why I attract douchebags even...
netarretepas: Why even bother anymore?
Well, I’m what I am, And I’m what I’m not, And I’m sure happy, With what I’ve...– Kenny Chesney, Never Wanted Nothing More (via keeps-me-cryin-carolina)
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar: Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years. What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here. Who built the ark? I have Noah idea. Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead. How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code. How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers. Bahaha